Real Men vs. Fake Men [Flaming, here I come.]

Oh my, I'm on a crunch session today. xD This is my SECOND post for today (kinda) and this topic is one something fairly close to me. It's about anime. Dear lord, I believe it is the best thing created on this earth next to sex and milk tea. :D Ready? Okay!

So, in this lovely rant I will compare real-life men to anime men. Why? Because I am an "otaku" who doesn't believe in love. Wonderful, not that you know what this post is about, you can skip over it and wait for the next rant or you can read and be a hater. But remember: Don't hate the player, hate the game! [D: Oh dear lord, "Bring it On" is fucking with my head.]

Anyway, I'm first going to go with the 'cons' of real men. Real men hurt you. That is con numoro uno. There is never a bulk of hot real men. Seriously, I believe that my school lacks good looking, let alone decent. Then again, my idea of decent compared to the vast majority is very different. I tend to go for black hair, thin, glasses. Anyway, getting back to the topic at hand. Real men can be unpredictable. Now this can go either way since unpredictablility can be good or bad, totally your choice.

But now I'm lazy and switch over to the cons of fake men, anime men. Now to clarify, when I say "anime men" I don't just mean characters from animes, I mean games and mangas and anything else along those lines. Spiffy, eh? Anyway, I will say that I am pro-anime man. Why? Because that's pretty much how much my life amounts to. D: Like I said, if you hate it, that's your fault for reading. I told you earlier what this was about. e_e

So, the cons of the anime men. Well for one, they aren't real. They do not exist, they are pixels of color and lines, and they will never amount to anything in this world other than that. As much as it semi-pains me to say it, it is all very true. They will never come to life, they will never be real, etc. So now that everyone knows I'm not completely insane, let's continue. The next bad thing is that they can be predictable and unrealistic. Which, in some sense, can be good. But it's boring and unrealistic, so unblelievable [not in the good sense]. Another bad thing is that they can be very 2-dementinal. Not as in paper-flat 2-D, but personality-wise. Thus boring and unrealistic. D: So in short, they are unrealistic and never going to be real.

Anyway, pro-anime men... hmm.. Well, I have to say first off that they are much better looking. Very much so they are 2-D and aren't real, but I guess I just suck so much that I prefer pixels over flesh. :/ Totally your choice for reading this. Anyway, they have sexy voices along with their sexiness. Another thing is that they can have personalities that just swoon you at first glance. [Eh, here we go, fangirl time O:] They can have cool catch phrases which sound so much better in animes than in real life. Their hair styles are fucking awesome and tend to stay like that, even after a 50-mile run or a battle with a 500-headed monster. They can have cool powers, interesting attributes, and they say things that make you want to hug them. <3 I will stop here since I am both lazy and do not wish to fangirl beyond my control. xD

As for real men, well they /can/ be good looking. They can also be kind and diverse. But the best thing is that they are real. Holy fucking crap, I can touch them. O: Fun, huh? They're there so that you can hug them, or cling to them, or cry on their shoulder. They can hold you, snuggle with you, fuck you. All that good jazz. But besides that, I don't see anything that great about them. D: I am a pathetic person, but yes, that is all. <\3

So, here is my half assed post on how much I fail at life. :D I hope you enjoyed, stay tuned for something completely different. <3