The Dawn In Life

Wow, I love to post these in 3-month increments. Good job, me. Alright, anyway. I'm here today to talk about the bitches of life. I don't mean those blond things that walk down your high school hall and bump you into some lockers. No, fuck them. I'm here to talk about the joys of internet drama. Yay drama and dramu. If you don't know what dramu is, googles always there. Hopefully you're not too lazy to look that up... then again. Whatever, anyway. Oh right, and I'll make a little disclaimer here that if you happen to know who I'm talking about and you are her 'friend' then I believe you shouldn't go crying to her about this. Why? Because that makes you a cry baby and because it's pretty much not going to solve that fact that I'm here and bitching about it already. :'D

So, I'm here to talk about that person in your internet life who seems to be your best friend for a few months, years, a good deal of time. And then that long-term couple/marriage thing kicks in. Ya, you know. The point in a relationship where you two move in together. Yeah, at that point your relationship is fucked. No, none of that 'oh, it's only going to get stronger because we're with each other more' commitment crap. It's the commitment that's going to drive you up the walls, in the gutter, and over the edge. Anyway, while you begin to live with that person, eventually, you're going to pick up on those annoying little habits. They leave the toilet seat up, they drink out of the carton, they like to wear your bra/boxers when you're out of the house. I dunno what kind of life your lead. D:

Well, it's just like that. After a while you and your internet bud begin to rub each other the wrong way. And a grope or so later, you two begin yelling about anime men, roleplaying skills, or internet boyfriends who really don't matter when it comes down to it. But yeah, so there you two are. Fighting. And in the end, you guys are going to start calling each other fake friends, or friends who never really cared, and the like. Then you go your separate ways. Now I'm going to point out a few things here:

1) If you get upset over an internet conflict with a person you have never met in real life, you probably spend too much time on the internet anyway. Get a life. No really, get out there, walk around, go see what the sun looks like for a change.

2) If you consider suicide after a fight with your interwebz buddy, I suggest counciling and perhaps some real life friends. I mean, god. Get a pet or something. People who you have never met in your life should not control your feeling this much.

3) If you have murderous thoughts about the person you have just fought with, I suggest you take some Benadryl and beat your 'Mr. Cuddles' until you fall asleep and forget about the whole incident.

Alright, so I guess (since this is my blog) I'll give an example. :'3 This will also clear up the title a bit. [So yeah, if you don't want to read about my personal bullshit, then stop here. :'> Or if you want some lulz, you can keep reading.]

So there was this girl I once met on the internet through Gaia (hoshi- srsly) and we started out as RP buddies on MSN. And then there was this RP community, apparently, on MSN which I was suddenly apart of. And we hung out, RPed, drama went down, etc. Now before I continue on this rant, I shall explain what kind of person this girl was. We will call her Dawn. Well, Dawn was swell and what not, kind of funny and sarcastic in her own way. She did have a tendency to make enemies quite easily, but the way she would explain it make it sound like whoever the other person was was a total bitch/dick and were easily hated. She had one internet hubby in my memory and they split up faster than [enter a witty split simile here]. Also, from what I know she would have talk to me about her suicidal thoughts and after the hubby break up shit, she supposedly committed suicide by overdose and failed. She came back, I freaked, she apologized, life went one. Now, she did not do this tactic once. Nor did she do it twice. When I was still talking to her, she did it THREE TIMES. Failed, all times. No, nothing fishy or attention whoring here.

One year later, almost EXACTLY one year later, shit went down that concerned a guy and she got pissed at me because... well, sure why not. I'm on a role here. The guy apparently liked Dawn, and Dawn liked him back. They tried going out once, and that lead to 3 months of them not talking to each other and Dawn calling him a loser, stupid, and bastard behind his back. Then several months later he asked me out and I was all 'Sure, why the hell now. :'3' and then I told Dawn and she began to bitch. No, not a small bitch, not a naggy bitch, not even those bitch sessions that girls do when their archenemy-girl wears the same shirt as them. This was a bitchfest to top all bitchfests. She went on and on about how I back stabbed her and how I was inconsiderate and how she knew I knew that she still liked him. And apparently, Dawn has crushes on many of these internet men and had one a little bit ago on another RP friend. Our friend went out with this internet manX whom Dawn apparently liked and no one knew. She bitched at my friend, and my friend broke up with internet manX to make Dawn happy. In Dawn's eyes, this 'saved their friendship'. Anyway, apparently I wasn't going to break up with perviously said internet guy and we got into this fight where Dawn said 'I don't ever want to see your sorry name again' and I went to block all her MSN accounts (like all 10) off my MSN accounts (all 3 or 4, which in math terms is 30-40 blocks) and she stopped me, said she didn't mean it. I was pissed so I blew her off which, apparently she didn't like (I'm not sure why [/sarcasm]) and we didn't talk for... ever.

Well things went awry with said guy and we broke it off. Oh, look who's the nicest person in the world now. Yes, Dawn PMs me on Gaia one day saying how she didn't hate me and hated how things turned out because of a guy, whatever. I didn't bother reading it fully... Anyway, she said she loved me like a sister and stuff. Oh, did I mention that said guy dumped me for Dawn?

So then 2 months went by, and somehow said guy is with me again and left Dawn. Woah-ho-ho, look who's on Dawn's hate list! Yes, apparently she sent me another PM telling me I was her 'enemy number one', oh you think I'm exaggerating things? Well, sadly, I'm not. And yeah, two months later said guy breaks up with me because of, well look at that, Dawn. Dawn says nothing to me and Dawn + Said Guys are friends, not dating... yet.

Well, I've had it with that RP group and the people in it so I take a hiatus from RPing and MSN all together. I think I avoided AIM as well... In any case, I come back about 4-5 months later where said guy embraces me like a long lost sister and we talk a bit. Enter Dawn. Oh look, Gaia again! Well, this time she asks me why I 'haven't taken my fall gracefully and I have to keep showing up unwanted, blah blah blah'. Funny thing is, the only person from the RP group was said guy. Nice, huh? Well, she sent hate mail, I sent some back. Go female grudge hormones! And funnily enough, said guy dumps Dawn about a week or two after we started talking again. Do I feel like a bitch? Yeah, but it feels too good to be bad. :']


Hohohohoh, well it's been another few months and I've gotten over said guy and I've joined this forum which said guy introduced to me several months ago. It's awesome, it's cool, go there now. It's call [www.RPAnime.com] (most people there are the shit <3). Well, look who decided to pop back up again! Good ol' Dawn. Oh, this time it gets better. Dawn decides to acknowledge me by using the terms 'ugh' and the facial expression ':/'. Well I was new them and didn't like to talk up in the shoutbox so when I finally did, she went 'Ugh, you made it talk. :/'. I shit you not, I laughed my ass off. It had been almost a year since the whole incident and she still had her ovaries in a knot. Well, after that I haven't seen her... Oh wait, I did. In a stream of annoy MSN chat rooms, she was there. I didn't notice her and she didn't use a single 'ugh' or ':/'. When I asked who she was, she happily said 'Nyte, it's me! Dawn!'. Yeah, I'm confused.

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Well, just remember kids. There will a Dawn in your life, and if you're lucky there may be more waiting for you. I don't know if this is true for all Dawn, but when I met my Dawn I was always nervous around her and had that constant nausious feeling. Well, anyway. All is said and done. Go whore yourselves out to the wonderful world of the internet. :'3