Sad Life of a Teen Star

D: Dear lordly lord, it's been, what... over 3-4 months since I last posted. e_e Oh dear lord. Well, I offically have one fan, so I am a fucking happy camper. :3

Well, today I come to speak about teen stars. You see them everywhere, Disney, Nick, abcFamily, etc etc. They tend to get pregnant, discover drugs, find random shit off the ground and sniff it then find themselves next to a hooker named "Daimond Rodriguez". Anyway, the gist is that they tend to fuck up more than the average teen.

But besides all the media-beaten crap that's shoved down our throats every day of our lives, teen stars have good things and worse things going for them. But since this is a rant, I believe I will go ahead and take the 'worse things' road.

I'm not too sure what the hell brought this thought into my head today, but it hit me with interest. I just realized how many underaged, premature children are out in the world who obsess/crush on these teen stars. It disturbed me, yet it made me giggle like a school girl. Think Drake Bell and a 9-year-old girl.... yeah, image is not pretty but it makes you giggle like a school girl. ;P Dear lord that's messed up. I mean, it's flattering but slightly creepy, no?

What's even creepier are those girls/guys who talk themselves into some weird state where they believe that their star of choice and themselves will somehow get married or go out... and they're 9! Dx Oh for the love of christ, 9 years old. And they take it fucking seriously oh lord... Okay, time for me to switch out because I am creeping myself out. D:

Okay, another fairly bad thing is how teen stars are whipping the media and all girls/guys minds. They're putting all these fucking ideals into our heads and it makes us seem inferior. But, I can't say that /all/ teen stars do it. In fact, I can't say that most of them even want to. But then again, I can't say that all of them are against it. What I'm saying is, that some/many stars like to make children believe that if you aren't a size 2 at least and your skin is perfectly clear and your hair isn't layered and highlighted/dyed, then you aren't the 'ideal teen'. Even if they, themselves, don't believe that they are doing it, the producers of shows/commercials/movies really understand. And the reason for this? Because after generations and years of brainwashing, little by little, we have reached the point when we refuse to see a movie or show if the people in them are 'unattractive'.

So what is the "ideal teen"? Well, like I said before, perfect, unblemished skin. Perferably skinny, somewhere between the sizes of 0 to 3 [for girls, I'm not sure what sizes for guys are ._. Forgive me]. Blond, or blond highlighted, and a hair style that usually is layered with side bangs. And normally, stars tend to be caucasion (or haloe, if you live in Hawaii). As for eyes, they tend to be glasses free.

Now, personally, for guys I do like skinnier guys who are tone [damn me T_T]. But glasses are mega sexy points. I also prefer Asians, or dark haired. For girls, I prefer girls who are healthier, like sizes 5-10 [plus that means boobs and boobs are your friends ;D But no offense to flat chested girls ._.]. I mean, seriously, girls focus WAY too much on their weight and guys really try to buff up too much, or their hair or some shit like that. Ah well, I happen to be fairly swept up in the media as well, but I dare say not by that much. But just enough to irk me every day.

Right... now for the good points... Well, in some cases, stations will use teen stars are role models for children and talk about "individuality" and "imagination" and "self expression" as well as toleration. I'm aiming more toward Disney on this one. But I'm getting lazy so I will end it here on a fairly... low note. ._.

WELL HAPPY TRAILING CHILDREN! :D