Oh my, I'm on a crunch session today. xD This is my SECOND post for today (kinda) and this topic is one something fairly close to me. It's about anime. Dear lord, I believe it is the best thing created on this earth next to sex and milk tea. :D Ready? Okay!
So, in this lovely rant I will compare real-life men to anime men. Why? Because I am an "otaku" who doesn't believe in love. Wonderful, not that you know what this post is about, you can skip over it and wait for the next rant or you can read and be a hater. But remember: Don't hate the player, hate the game! [D: Oh dear lord, "Bring it On" is fucking with my head.]
Anyway, I'm first going to go with the 'cons' of real men. Real men hurt you. That is con numoro uno. There is never a bulk of hot real men. Seriously, I believe that my school lacks good looking, let alone decent. Then again, my idea of decent compared to the vast majority is very different. I tend to go for black hair, thin, glasses. Anyway, getting back to the topic at hand. Real men can be unpredictable. Now this can go either way since unpredictablility can be good or bad, totally your choice.
But now I'm lazy and switch over to the cons of fake men, anime men. Now to clarify, when I say "anime men" I don't just mean characters from animes, I mean games and mangas and anything else along those lines. Spiffy, eh? Anyway, I will say that I am pro-anime man. Why? Because that's pretty much how much my life amounts to. D: Like I said, if you hate it, that's your fault for reading. I told you earlier what this was about. e_e
So, the cons of the anime men. Well for one, they aren't real. They do not exist, they are pixels of color and lines, and they will never amount to anything in this world other than that. As much as it semi-pains me to say it, it is all very true. They will never come to life, they will never be real, etc. So now that everyone knows I'm not completely insane, let's continue. The next bad thing is that they can be predictable and unrealistic. Which, in some sense, can be good. But it's boring and unrealistic, so unblelievable [not in the good sense]. Another bad thing is that they can be very 2-dementinal. Not as in paper-flat 2-D, but personality-wise. Thus boring and unrealistic. D: So in short, they are unrealistic and never going to be real.
Anyway, pro-anime men... hmm.. Well, I have to say first off that they are much better looking. Very much so they are 2-D and aren't real, but I guess I just suck so much that I prefer pixels over flesh. :/ Totally your choice for reading this. Anyway, they have sexy voices along with their sexiness. Another thing is that they can have personalities that just swoon you at first glance. [Eh, here we go, fangirl time O:] They can have cool catch phrases which sound so much better in animes than in real life. Their hair styles are fucking awesome and tend to stay like that, even after a 50-mile run or a battle with a 500-headed monster. They can have cool powers, interesting attributes, and they say things that make you want to hug them. <3 I will stop here since I am both lazy and do not wish to fangirl beyond my control. xD
As for real men, well they /can/ be good looking. They can also be kind and diverse. But the best thing is that they are real. Holy fucking crap, I can touch them. O: Fun, huh? They're there so that you can hug them, or cling to them, or cry on their shoulder. They can hold you, snuggle with you, fuck you. All that good jazz. But besides that, I don't see anything that great about them. D: I am a pathetic person, but yes, that is all. <\3
So, here is my half assed post on how much I fail at life. :D I hope you enjoyed, stay tuned for something completely different. <3
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Sad Life of a Teen Star
D: Dear lordly lord, it's been, what... over 3-4 months since I last posted. e_e Oh dear lord. Well, I offically have one fan, so I am a fucking happy camper. :3
Well, today I come to speak about teen stars. You see them everywhere, Disney, Nick, abcFamily, etc etc. They tend to get pregnant, discover drugs, find random shit off the ground and sniff it then find themselves next to a hooker named "Daimond Rodriguez". Anyway, the gist is that they tend to fuck up more than the average teen.
But besides all the media-beaten crap that's shoved down our throats every day of our lives, teen stars have good things and worse things going for them. But since this is a rant, I believe I will go ahead and take the 'worse things' road.
I'm not too sure what the hell brought this thought into my head today, but it hit me with interest. I just realized how many underaged, premature children are out in the world who obsess/crush on these teen stars. It disturbed me, yet it made me giggle like a school girl. Think Drake Bell and a 9-year-old girl.... yeah, image is not pretty but it makes you giggle like a school girl. ;P Dear lord that's messed up. I mean, it's flattering but slightly creepy, no?
What's even creepier are those girls/guys who talk themselves into some weird state where they believe that their star of choice and themselves will somehow get married or go out... and they're 9! Dx Oh for the love of christ, 9 years old. And they take it fucking seriously oh lord... Okay, time for me to switch out because I am creeping myself out. D:
Okay, another fairly bad thing is how teen stars are whipping the media and all girls/guys minds. They're putting all these fucking ideals into our heads and it makes us seem inferior. But, I can't say that /all/ teen stars do it. In fact, I can't say that most of them even want to. But then again, I can't say that all of them are against it. What I'm saying is, that some/many stars like to make children believe that if you aren't a size 2 at least and your skin is perfectly clear and your hair isn't layered and highlighted/dyed, then you aren't the 'ideal teen'. Even if they, themselves, don't believe that they are doing it, the producers of shows/commercials/movies really understand. And the reason for this? Because after generations and years of brainwashing, little by little, we have reached the point when we refuse to see a movie or show if the people in them are 'unattractive'.
So what is the "ideal teen"? Well, like I said before, perfect, unblemished skin. Perferably skinny, somewhere between the sizes of 0 to 3 [for girls, I'm not sure what sizes for guys are ._. Forgive me]. Blond, or blond highlighted, and a hair style that usually is layered with side bangs. And normally, stars tend to be caucasion (or haloe, if you live in Hawaii). As for eyes, they tend to be glasses free.
Now, personally, for guys I do like skinnier guys who are tone [damn me T_T]. But glasses are mega sexy points. I also prefer Asians, or dark haired. For girls, I prefer girls who are healthier, like sizes 5-10 [plus that means boobs and boobs are your friends ;D But no offense to flat chested girls ._.]. I mean, seriously, girls focus WAY too much on their weight and guys really try to buff up too much, or their hair or some shit like that. Ah well, I happen to be fairly swept up in the media as well, but I dare say not by that much. But just enough to irk me every day.
Right... now for the good points... Well, in some cases, stations will use teen stars are role models for children and talk about "individuality" and "imagination" and "self expression" as well as toleration. I'm aiming more toward Disney on this one. But I'm getting lazy so I will end it here on a fairly... low note. ._.
WELL HAPPY TRAILING CHILDREN! :D
Well, today I come to speak about teen stars. You see them everywhere, Disney, Nick, abcFamily, etc etc. They tend to get pregnant, discover drugs, find random shit off the ground and sniff it then find themselves next to a hooker named "Daimond Rodriguez". Anyway, the gist is that they tend to fuck up more than the average teen.
But besides all the media-beaten crap that's shoved down our throats every day of our lives, teen stars have good things and worse things going for them. But since this is a rant, I believe I will go ahead and take the 'worse things' road.
I'm not too sure what the hell brought this thought into my head today, but it hit me with interest. I just realized how many underaged, premature children are out in the world who obsess/crush on these teen stars. It disturbed me, yet it made me giggle like a school girl. Think Drake Bell and a 9-year-old girl.... yeah, image is not pretty but it makes you giggle like a school girl. ;P Dear lord that's messed up. I mean, it's flattering but slightly creepy, no?
What's even creepier are those girls/guys who talk themselves into some weird state where they believe that their star of choice and themselves will somehow get married or go out... and they're 9! Dx Oh for the love of christ, 9 years old. And they take it fucking seriously oh lord... Okay, time for me to switch out because I am creeping myself out. D:
Okay, another fairly bad thing is how teen stars are whipping the media and all girls/guys minds. They're putting all these fucking ideals into our heads and it makes us seem inferior. But, I can't say that /all/ teen stars do it. In fact, I can't say that most of them even want to. But then again, I can't say that all of them are against it. What I'm saying is, that some/many stars like to make children believe that if you aren't a size 2 at least and your skin is perfectly clear and your hair isn't layered and highlighted/dyed, then you aren't the 'ideal teen'. Even if they, themselves, don't believe that they are doing it, the producers of shows/commercials/movies really understand. And the reason for this? Because after generations and years of brainwashing, little by little, we have reached the point when we refuse to see a movie or show if the people in them are 'unattractive'.
So what is the "ideal teen"? Well, like I said before, perfect, unblemished skin. Perferably skinny, somewhere between the sizes of 0 to 3 [for girls, I'm not sure what sizes for guys are ._. Forgive me]. Blond, or blond highlighted, and a hair style that usually is layered with side bangs. And normally, stars tend to be caucasion (or haloe, if you live in Hawaii). As for eyes, they tend to be glasses free.
Now, personally, for guys I do like skinnier guys who are tone [damn me T_T]. But glasses are mega sexy points. I also prefer Asians, or dark haired. For girls, I prefer girls who are healthier, like sizes 5-10 [plus that means boobs and boobs are your friends ;D But no offense to flat chested girls ._.]. I mean, seriously, girls focus WAY too much on their weight and guys really try to buff up too much, or their hair or some shit like that. Ah well, I happen to be fairly swept up in the media as well, but I dare say not by that much. But just enough to irk me every day.
Right... now for the good points... Well, in some cases, stations will use teen stars are role models for children and talk about "individuality" and "imagination" and "self expression" as well as toleration. I'm aiming more toward Disney on this one. But I'm getting lazy so I will end it here on a fairly... low note. ._.
WELL HAPPY TRAILING CHILDREN! :D
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